The title of the book this alien left on Earth was "How to Serve Man."Tomkat had a girl today who they named Suri. Fine if you're Indian or Persian (read Irani). I guess they've had it with ordinary one syllable names like Tom and Kate. I suppose you could call her Su, but then people would just think you can't spell.
From The Sun tabloid in the UK:
TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.
“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”
Do you boil that first, grill it, or just eat it raw while it's still warm? Would you like fries with that?
posted by Admin at 5:24 PM
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I will now offically cross the street to avoid this man.
Mmmm....Placenta...the other other other white meat...
What do you serve with that?...Red or White?
Or is it "To Serve Cruise".
...Wine...I mean. Or maybe the heartiness of the placenta is best brought out with a stout micro-brew...
I'm going to go barf now.
PFFT! Twilight Zone fans, unite! And kiss the porcelain god in full technicolor.
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Fries or fava beans with that?
Save a little for the happy meal.
Darn. I forgot about the fava beans angle. Good call, Nancy!
Good point. Where does one find a recipe for placenta?
Um...how about baby carrots as a side dish....or those really tiny corn cobs you get at Chinese restaurants?
This reminds me. W.C. Fields did say that he liked children. Boiled.
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