Monday, April 17, 2006

Good grief! The spaceman's at it again. Tom Cruise has been subjecting family members to seminars about Katie's pregnancy. The more I hear about the guy, the creepier he sounds.

Can you imagine having to sit through one of those meetings? You'd have to drag me kicking and screaming to even get me to attend.

Celebrities seem to think they're the center of the universe. Maybe the family members really don't care any more than I do. I'm sure the spaceman never even paused to ponder the question.

Next, he'll be telling us he's going to donate that sonogram machine to a hospital. Oh wait--he's already done that.

I seem to recall he split with Nicole Kidman after she got pregnant. Divorce papers for Nicole. A sonogram machine for Katie. Lectures for his family. There's something wrong with this picture.

6 Comments:

Blogger Jpatrick said...

Just shut up and act, Tom. I don't care about your family life, OK?

6:49 PM  
Blogger Des_Moines_Girl said...

Watching Tom Cruise is like watching some kind of late night Twilight Zone rerun.

"There's something...on...the wing!"

Shut up Tom.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Bud said...

The guy is as strange as Michael Jackson. Every hairdresser I've ever talked to swears Tom is gay. An urban legend that delights me.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Des_Moines_Girl said...

Bud - that is so freaky you said that cuz I've been thinking all day that Tom must believe he's the new Wacko Jacko. Somebody better tell Katie that it won't be long until she has Bubbles the Chimp and the Elephant Man as roommates.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Admin said...

The Gremlin episode! Somebody's been spending a New Year's Eve or two watching the TZ marathons on Sci-Fi Channel! I love that episode with William Shatner.

7:26 PM  
Blogger Des_Moines_Girl said...

I used to be able to come home for lunch and the SciFi Channel usually had TZ on. Nothing like a little TZ in the middle of the day.

I love William Shatner - he's so campy. Ever hear his rendition of "Lucy in the sky with diamonds"? Roll on the floor, pee your pants funny.

Hubby can't stand him...

"Spock!...I...can't...act!!!"

5:41 AM  

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