Yes folks, Tom Cruise claims in an interview for GQ magazine that he has a spectacular sex life with Katie Holmes, because they have "such good communication skills." I shudder to think what those might be. Trust me--you don't want me to go there with any dialogue! Suffice it to say I have a very vivid imagination involving a Pony Express rider wearing spurs. Katie will indeed deliver that "mail."

Oh please, Tom. Your 15 minutes are up. You've been a punch line for a year now. First, Oprah and the couch. Then picking a fight with Brooke Shields for taking meds for clinical depression after she had her baby. Now this. When are you going to give it a rest . . . and us a break?

So MI-3 is due for release in the next few weeks. Sure, getting your name out there could be considered a form of promotion for the movie. But when other movie stars have a movie to promote, they give interviews to promote their movie, not their sex life. We really don't want to know. It's really a bit pathetic, and sounds like a middle aged guy trying to prove to the world that he isn't "over the hill" and is still attractive to much younger women. Nuff said.