Monday, August 14, 2006

O Canada!

O Canada!
You suck the life from me!

True patriot love when you I can command.

With glowing heart I see thee limp,
The True North weak and lame!

From far and wide,
O Canada, I stand on guard for thee.

God let me boost your reputation!
O Canada, I stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, I stand on guard for thee.


All this really means is that I had a particularly trying day on and off the phone many times with our Sales & Support Manager in Toronto, then later an hour and a half conference call with her, and three of our Canadian clients who are all involved in a huge project we're finishing for them that must be presented to their trade association's research committee this Thursday.

They're all pleasant people, but very pushy. They're exasperating. No, I don't dislike Canadians, but I do get frustrated with them. And yes, I am standing on guard for them. More to the point, I'm their crutch.

3 Comments:

Blogger Barb the Evil Genius said...

Your post stirred a memory, and I hopped over to Google newsgroups (rec.sport.skating.ice.figure) and found another parody of "O Canada," in French, that I'd read ages ago. I hope it gives you a laugh after a rough day.

O Canada, Mon Dieu! Croissant!
Comme tal e vous,
Tres bien,
Louvre beret decollet,
Brassiere, O Canada,
Pied a tierre,
Frar Jacque dor ma vous,
Le Madelaine,
O Canada, Marcel Marceau!
O Canada, Jacques Costeau!

9:32 PM  
Blogger Admin said...

That's cute. The spelling's atrocious in several lines, but there's no mistaking the meaning. It's not that unlike "My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of Micky D's . . ."

4:17 AM  
Blogger ... said...

Funny, I always thought you were Canadian. Silly me!

5:10 PM  

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