I wrote about the horrible horror fiction author having a dual with an Iron Chef months ago, and losing because he cut off part of a finger. It was a short bit of fanfic. The idiot really did cut off part of a finger of his during his one week on the job that he held at a factory before being fired. A friend of mine in the UK sent me this as a reminder. Forgive me if I have sinned by laughing hysterically about it.

You can click on the image below to get the full sized version that's much easier to read. This guy has anger issues way beyond his self-mutilation during his ill-fated factory job.