STOP! Do NOT read any further if cuss words offend you. Hit your back button right now. I mean it!

One of these days, I'm going to attempt five minutes worth of "pussified horror." Blood, gore, and a female take on the way to do it would be funny as hell. It won't be easy, but I do have a rather active imagination, and excellent spatial visualization, as long as I have my hard contact lenses plastered onto my corneas.

I thank Janrae Frank for this opportunity. She's my inspiration. She makes real money from selling her writing. I don't know jack about how to write fiction, and I've never tried to publish it. But she does encourage me, and got a few of her friends and collaborators to visit my blog at Xanga as Widdle. They comment, and are indulgent of my crappy writing. I'm no threat to their livelihood, and they all know it. They have nothing at stake by skewering me. That's my ticket.