The Midget With Nukes

"I starve my own country into poverty, and treat suspected criminals like animals, but I'm ready to blow up your country! Why? Simply because you have more goods than we do. We don't actually want them. We've never had such goods, let alone much in the way of electricity or plumbing, but we don't want you to have them either. This is why I'm standing here stuck in 1972, looking like an extremely unfashionable gonzo with these silly glasses frames and awful outfits, telling you where you can stick it. You'll believe me once I blow up Oahu or Barrow. No tourism. No hydrofuels. Your economy will tank within a week. Believe me . . . believe me . . . (blip)."

(. . . did you hear that farting noise too, or was it just me?)