The Winner IS.....

...the ham sloppy joe. No bad art can ever beat a ham sloppy joe from Hill City Deli, nor Millburn Deli, for that matter. The sandwich runs ~ $7, and probably has well over 2000 calories, but you can get 3-4 meals out of it, so it's still relatively cost-efficient.

Turkey joes are really good, too, but I felt like hamming it up today.

This is the only art I'm going to vote for.