Laughing Frog: We're back now. For those of you just tuning in, my son Tad is doing an internship at the station while he's off college doing his Jan Plan, and I had him step into the studio to say hello to everyone. His reviews were mixed. He's a little shy. It was his first time on the air using anything but a walkie-talkie. He's a math major. But he's really good at fetching coffee, making photocopies, and sending faxes.

Producer: (points at the phone and signals one finger)

Laughing Frog: Line 1, you're on the air. Who is this?

Line 1: Tiffany from Newport Beach. Hi Frogman. I love your show. Um...like, is Tad cute?

Laughing Frog: Why do you ask?

Line 1: Well he sounded shy like you said, but, like...he just has the sexiest voice! I mean, would I want to share a frozen mochaccino with him on the beach at sunset?

Laughing Frog: That's up to you. If you'd like to leave your name and cell number with our producer, she'll give it to him, and he may or may not give you a call. What are your qualifications?

Line 1: Blonde, 5' 7", 21, look fantastic in a bikini, and drive a convertible 325i.

Producer: (holds up three fingers)

Laughing Frog: Okay, thank you Tiffany. We'll pass along that information. Line 3, you're on.

Line 3: Frogman, I think you're the best! Love your new show. It's been on, what a week now? You're so much better than Imus.

Laughing Frog: Yes, we started last Monday. Who am I speaking to?

Line 3: Oh, sorry dude. This is Chip from Irvine. Hey, can I get Tiffany's number from you?

Laughing Frog: Not from me, but maybe Tad will give you her number when he's done with her.

Line 3: Cool, dude. Thanks!

Laughing Frog: Line 4, you're on. Who's this?

Line 4: Melanie from Costa Mesa. Can I get Chip's number?

Laughing Frog: What do you think this is? A dating service? We'll be right back in a moment. We need to go to commercial break now.